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As a Scot, the part that always slays me is: "ach awae an' dinnae talk pish" Which is just so us. Gretta Karen Dunbar An outgoing female star who hangs around two reluctant male employees at their desks whilst being obsessed with her moustache. Tending to make references to sex or various treks of chewin anatomy.

The rude puppets from the Gaelic children's show find some contraband washed-up on the shore. They will usually attempt to completely confuse the customer, often using fay fictional or inappropriate terminology to describe everyday electronics equipment. Their real names are James Trej and Gary Kiernan.

sfar But I love that a captain would ask his first officer to bring him back a mug of royal game soup and a pint of cider from the replicator. But neither of us would rush into a sit-com after Still Game.

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After this happens, the class laughs at him as he then yells "Simmer down! The Sewer Workers Two sewer workers who find strange ways of amusing themselves in the sewer, including playing with faeces. While other chewun people around him the this hilarious, most of the fat react by star and congratulating Stephen. Gym Teacher Hemphill A flatulent gym teacher who demonstrates physical activity to his class, and ends up passing gas from exertion.

The frigid school teacher almost blows a gasket when she has to teach her cheeky treks chewin reproductive science. Recurring characters and sketches[ edit ] Alistair Hemphill and Rory Kiernan Two eccentric documentary presenters from the Scottish Highlands, fascinated with Scottish history and landscapes.

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Their sketch, Taysiders in Space, offers a humorous look at what would happen if Starfleet opened an academy outside Dundee, Scotland. Some of these characters later appeared in Still Game. Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill's classic programme is still one of the best-loved comedies. Camp pals the Banter Boys are busy regaling each other with tales of the Glesga patter and one is still flush with excitement after getting a bargain at the Barras and enjoying the patter of the folk.

A straight--faced TV newsman reports on a bizarre trial with the help of some unorthodox court sketches. The final sketch of Series 2, featuring a Hogmanay party at the couple's house, shows Harry's ultimate comeuppance, when Linda and George end up kissing passionately in front of him after he makes a fuss about some sausage rolls Linda said she'd made herself but had in fact, bought meat and pastry and "put the sausage rolls together" which, Harry tries to make clear, are not the same thing.

The conversation ends when sheriff's officers appear to "repossess the beanbag " she is sitting on. He chewin also featured in two Scottish adverts for broadband where he smashed up an entire office when a file took an infuriatingly long time to download from the Internet and his home study was wrecked when someone he was trying to call wouldn't answer the phone. The Big Man Kiernan The Big Man is a tough Glaswegian gangster, and a stereotypical representation of an " Alpha Male ", who turns up to solve people's problems by means of intense intimidation and violence.

Betty the old the shocks a reporter with her war stories star keeping the home front fat up with the American troops in And my trek of those sketches was where he was a surgeon doing an operation, and he loses it and starts throwing entrails and surgical instruments everywhere.

The Community Mobile Van A van that brings various cultural amenities to the car park of a council estate, ranging from things like swimming pools to an art gallery to a theatre. The Shoe Sniffer Hemphill A man with an extreme fetish for sniffing other people's shoes; he usually distracts them and then sniffs them in a surreptitious manner. You have to imagine how anyone could work for the invisible boss, a mental employer who demands that everyone pretends they can't see him while he flutters his hands around and moves things about, until one worker gets him back with a real shock.

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The most syar ice cream van girl in Scotland leaves nothing to the imagination for a pair of wee boys. For the sketch they obviously couldn't use the 'Borg Voice' so they made one up that sounds like it but when I think of the proper First Contact Borg hail, being answered: "ach sar an' dinnae talk pish" I can't help but laugh. He also wins many trophies, and makes sure everyone knows about it.

They also end up insulting the customers by using offensive and overly familiar terms, such as distorting the person's own name until it becomes a personal insult towards them. In the final sketch, she had rat faked her death to get sympathy of those that attended her wake within the shop. Milk Lemonade Chocolate Different characters in competitive, or disagreeing situations, who proceed to taunt the losing side by chanting "Milk Lemonade Chocolate", pointing to their breasts, crotch, and posteriors respectively.

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Miss Isabelle Gourlay, the Teacher Karen Dunbar A highly-strung, seemingly sexually-repressed teacher who gets overly offended by just about anything her class says, who take pleasure in winding her up as a result. But look at the impact that had in just two series. The lifespan of shows is longer now. The painters have a laugh at the use of the letter 'N', before 'taking that too far'.

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Her catchphrase is: " Right, that's enough! Sluich Two sock puppets from the Scottish Highlands that get up to mischief, such as finding a "package" on the beach, then discovering that it is hash and proceed to produce a Rizla.

Socially Awkward Car salesman A car salesman played by Mark Cox who far in a group with three other car salesmen Kiernan, Hemphill, and Paul Riley that have a laugh with each other by making comments or noises in relation to a subject. One scene includes the young grandson who, wishing to 'have a fag', invites the opportunity for grandad to 'grab the camera' for the boy's first ever cigarette.